Friday, July 2, 2010

things that are impossible to do in this heat:

eat - tried my hardest yesterday to work up an appetite
sleep - may or may not have just pulled an all-nighter
shower - even luke warm water is too warm and i Hate cold showers.
run - unless it's 9:30 at night and you're psychotic, which sometimes i am, but then am up for extra hours with my heart pumping and my face glowing red from overheating.
straighten your hair - unthinkable, don't even bother
wear a watch - either my wrists are swollen from the heat or maybe it's just too much cured meat and cheese.
ride a bike - only after dusk, the breeze is a nice change from this stiff motionless air but then there is the back and seat sweat...
wear clothes - it's mandatory bikini uniform season
walk - it's 3 minutes to class and by then another shower is needed
wear make up - it'll melt off.
get the word swamp monster out of your mind - nope, it's still there.

but somehow i can still drink hot coffee.

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